December 11, 2003
EIRE Team Manager William Ponissi called a Press Conference today in response to recent remarks made by the SCUM Press offic.

"I don't think they were talking seriously about me. Everyone knows that in their camp they have too many beers before releasing Press, so I'm not unduly worried. And don't forget that Alzheimer's strikes when you're too old to race!

I think the only mistake SCUM made was releasing me, since now my team is their main challenger - and this year we won't make the same mistakes we did last season".