March 08, 2002
After a pretty non-productive first day of testing in Spain. Major shareholder, co-manager and lead driver, Dan Regan took to the test track today against team doctor orders.

Regan, who carries an injury into this, his first season of formula one, explained "After a day yesterday where we pretty much introduced ourselves to each other we couldn't afford to lose another day in testing. Willy was off home to Italy for a family get together and Rab, our new test driver, is stuck down in Australia solving a union dispute. It pretty much came down to me or someone off the street testing, so, I popped a few Oxycodone and took to the track and attempted to stay either on, or pretty close to it. The last few laps I had to swerve to miss a few low flying pink elephants, but all in all it was a pretty fun day."

Mr Regan left this this interviewer, talked for a few minutes to someone who wasn't there and then entered the JonkGP motorhome thinking it was his own.

On a totally unrelated story, it was reported today that random drug testing was going to be brought into Formula One.